*CA ki wife*:
Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?
*CA*:
Pehle tu *36-24-36* thi
Ab tu *48-40-48* hai !
Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, *phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai*...
*YAHI INFLATION HAI*.๐
Economics is not that difficult if we have the *Right Examples*.
*Interviewer*: What is Recession?
*Candidate*: When *Wine & Women* get replaced by *Water & Wife*,
that critical phase of life is called *Recession*!!๐
*Accountancy fact*:
What is the difference between *Liability* & *Asset*?
A *drunk friend* is *liability*...
But
A *drunk Girlfriend* is an *Asset*....
๐๐๐๐๐
*Law of equality* ๐
The time taken by a wife when she says *I'll get ready in 5 min* is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says *'I'll call u in 5 min*!๐๐ฑ
๐๐๐๐
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
I argued๐ฟ... She argued๐ฟ...
I shouted๐ก... She shouted๐ก and then she cried๐ญ
*Result*: She won by *duckworth lewis* method๐ฑ
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
*Chess* is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the *husband*.
This *poor king* can take only *one step at a time* ...
While the *mighty queen can do whatever she likes*....
-------------๐๐๐๐
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
All Men are Brave...
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But *5 Missed Calls from Wife* ..surely does...๐๐๐
One Smart Guy Invented
*WhatsApp*
His Wife Added a feature in it called
*Last Seen At*'๐๐
Thank god she didnt add
*Last Seen With*
๐๐๐--------------------------------------------------------------
Punch Of D Day ....
✨✨๐๐✨✨
Once A Man Asked
God....
Why All Girls Are So *Cute & Sweet*, And All Wives Are *Always Angry*????
*God Answered*: Girls Are Made By Me ... And *You make them Wives*..!!!
*Your Problem*.. !!! ๐
๐
*What's Marriage*?
*Answer* - MARRIAGE Is The *7th Sense Of Humans*
That *Destroys* All The *Six Senses*
And Makes The Person *NON Sense*..!
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Definition Of *Happy Couple* -
HE Does What *SHE Wants*…
*SHE Does What SHE Wants*......
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
*Wife*: Dear, this computer is not working *as per my command*.
*Husband*: Exactly darling! its a computer, *Not a Husband*...!!
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- *Shakespear*...
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes, Can Shorten ur Life."
- *Shakespear's Wife*
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?
*CA*:
Pehle tu *36-24-36* thi
Ab tu *48-40-48* hai !
Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, *phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai*...
*YAHI INFLATION HAI*.๐
Economics is not that difficult if we have the *Right Examples*.
*Interviewer*: What is Recession?
*Candidate*: When *Wine & Women* get replaced by *Water & Wife*,
that critical phase of life is called *Recession*!!๐
*Accountancy fact*:
What is the difference between *Liability* & *Asset*?
A *drunk friend* is *liability*...
But
A *drunk Girlfriend* is an *Asset*....
๐๐๐๐๐
*Law of equality* ๐
The time taken by a wife when she says *I'll get ready in 5 min* is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says *'I'll call u in 5 min*!๐๐ฑ
๐๐๐๐
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
I argued๐ฟ... She argued๐ฟ...
I shouted๐ก... She shouted๐ก and then she cried๐ญ
*Result*: She won by *duckworth lewis* method๐ฑ
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
*Chess* is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the *husband*.
This *poor king* can take only *one step at a time* ...
While the *mighty queen can do whatever she likes*....
-------------๐๐๐๐
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
All Men are Brave...
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But *5 Missed Calls from Wife* ..surely does...๐๐๐
One Smart Guy Invented
*WhatsApp*
His Wife Added a feature in it called
*Last Seen At*'๐๐
Thank god she didnt add
*Last Seen With*
๐๐๐--------------------------------------------------------------
Punch Of D Day ....
✨✨๐๐✨✨
Once A Man Asked
God....
Why All Girls Are So *Cute & Sweet*, And All Wives Are *Always Angry*????
*God Answered*: Girls Are Made By Me ... And *You make them Wives*..!!!
*Your Problem*.. !!! ๐
๐
*What's Marriage*?
*Answer* - MARRIAGE Is The *7th Sense Of Humans*
That *Destroys* All The *Six Senses*
And Makes The Person *NON Sense*..!
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Definition Of *Happy Couple* -
HE Does What *SHE Wants*…
*SHE Does What SHE Wants*......
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
*Wife*: Dear, this computer is not working *as per my command*.
*Husband*: Exactly darling! its a computer, *Not a Husband*...!!
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- *Shakespear*...
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes, Can Shorten ur Life."
- *Shakespear's Wife*
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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