पठान के 3 बच्चे हुए… नाम रखा…
1) हसरत खान 2) हरकत खान 3) बरकत खान
फिर 3 बच्चे हुए, नाम रखा…
1) दरिया खान 2) समंदर खान 3) सैलाब खान
फिर 3 बच्चे हुए, नाम रखा…
1) हिम्मत खान 2) हौसला खान 3) बर्दाश्त खान
फिर 3 बच्चे हुए…
इस बार बीवी ने नाम रखा…
1) बस कर खान 2) शर्म कर खान 3) रहम कर खान..
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Vijay Mallya goes to a Bhel Puri stall in London:
Mallya: "Bhaiya ek bhel dena"
Bhaiya: "Sahab, 10 minute ruko"
Mallya: "Arre bhaiya, thoda jaldi karo na"
Bhaiya: "Yeh bhel hai, bail nahin. Time lagega"
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Emplyoee - Sir, u actually missed a % sign in my increment letter."
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Boss - "No, its ₹8 only." 😝😝
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Yesterday I was talking to my doctor & after knowing my occupation and job structure he advised - You must exercise more. Don't buy cold drinks from stalls. Beer and whiskey better to avoid completely. Drink more plain water. Don't drive or take taxi when going out. Walk more or Take public transport. Don't eat out.. Eat less meat, seafood and fast-food. Keep to vegetarian diet if possible.
I nodded & asked - May I know what's wrong with me?
He answered - Teri salary bahut kam hai re 😂😂
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1) हसरत खान 2) हरकत खान 3) बरकत खान
फिर 3 बच्चे हुए, नाम रखा…
1) दरिया खान 2) समंदर खान 3) सैलाब खान
फिर 3 बच्चे हुए, नाम रखा…
1) हिम्मत खान 2) हौसला खान 3) बर्दाश्त खान
फिर 3 बच्चे हुए…
इस बार बीवी ने नाम रखा…
1) बस कर खान 2) शर्म कर खान 3) रहम कर खान..
----------------------******************--------------
Vijay Mallya goes to a Bhel Puri stall in London:
Mallya: "Bhaiya ek bhel dena"
Bhaiya: "Sahab, 10 minute ruko"
Mallya: "Arre bhaiya, thoda jaldi karo na"
Bhaiya: "Yeh bhel hai, bail nahin. Time lagega"
--------------------------**********-----------------
Emplyoee - Sir, u actually missed a % sign in my increment letter."
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boss - "No, its ₹8 only." 😝😝
-----------------------@@@@@@@@@@---------------
Yesterday I was talking to my doctor & after knowing my occupation and job structure he advised - You must exercise more. Don't buy cold drinks from stalls. Beer and whiskey better to avoid completely. Drink more plain water. Don't drive or take taxi when going out. Walk more or Take public transport. Don't eat out.. Eat less meat, seafood and fast-food. Keep to vegetarian diet if possible.
I nodded & asked - May I know what's wrong with me?
He answered - Teri salary bahut kam hai re 😂😂
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